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Southside Pride 2074 - Minneapolis Community Newspaper (retrieved by time traveller!)

Recently I was exploring the caves along the Mississippi River when I stepped into a strange vortex. The walls and ground swirled for a minute, I felt woozy for a brief moment... and when I looked around, the river outside had turned to rapids, and graffiti I'd never seen before adorned the cave walls. I ventured out of the cave and up to the road - now conspicuously missing any automobiles - and spotted a levitating Southside Pride newsbox. Holy shit! I grabbed a copy and saw the date: January, 2074. Holy shit balls! Southside Pride is, in my time and apparently for many years to come, a community newspaper in south Minneapolis. It's often ridiculed for its repeated coverage (by the same few old men) of the same issues: preserving a local eco-disaster golf course, reforming the Minneapolis police (but not so much that actual systemic change would result... that'd be crazy!) and opposing urban sustainability initiatives like rezoning. The golf course coverage spawned the sensational zine/book/street art campaign, "Make The Golf Course a Public Sex Forest." It's a wingnut kind of paper, but hey, at least newspapers still exist in 2074! Realizing my presence could really mess up the

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